Pilbara Footy Characters

De Grey Football League – Footballer of the Week, circa 1983

Colin Matheson Profile

Nick name: Killer Colin
Name: Colin Peter Mattersnot
Age: 21
Birthplace: Subiaco Oval
Hair colour: dark with distinguished side-burns
Occupation: enthusiastic bottle-o
Favourite other sports: oral exercises
Favourite TV show: football replays
Favourite food: chicken, chicken legs, chicken wings, chicken breasts
Favourite drink: beer
Present club: West Perth
Favourite position: left right out
Luckiest break: living in Port Hedland
Greatest football moment: West Perth winning the grand final
Greatest disappointment: not having opportunity to be a VFL umpire
Most respected player: Wild Teddy Trelorny
Hardest player to tackle: Angry Ant
Football dislikes: being a sook
Football ambitions: see North Pilbara League best country competition in WA